Howard anounced a Song Parody contest & played a theme song on the air to be recorded by all people who wanted to enter the contest. Contestants were to record it & add lyrics to it. The rule was that it had be only about Robin because the theme song was her new's theme song, but it had no lyrics. Howard, "Everything goes." He mentioned her horses, her Father's molestation, etc. I knew that things that play on FM radio can't have any of the 7 dirty words or explicit sexual content. So, my approach was to use strong insinuation without getting bleeped. I accomplished that, but not for long. My song parody was banned from FM radio a while after I won, which I never knew until now, which is years later. I just thought that my parody "Jumped The Shark," but that quick? No, Howard wasn't allowed to play it, ever! Little that we all knew that in 10 years Howard would get $500 Millions for 5 years of unsensored Satellite radio & my parody would revive back into show history.
May/2007!
MAY 2007...Howard spoke about the 1st Song parody winner during a call, which was my song parody, Fred found it, played it & they wondered where I was. I called the next day right before Robin's news & I was put through to Howard within a minute. Howard saw on his panel that I called & picked up. They were happy to hear from me. Me too! He said that for many years he didn't mentioned that my song was banned on FM radio to avoid bringing the show down. I asked him if I could do my parody during Andy Dick's Roast. For 1 second they liked & contemplated my idea. Then, Howard, "wait a second. what about you coming & doing your parody during your own segment?" Of course I said YES! Howard, "Bababui, put him on the short list. Book him ASAP."
Anyway, Satellite radio is a paid service just like HBO, books, magazines, etc., & can't be censored. Robin & all of them are open about their whole life, good or bad. Robin revealed years ago in her book that her dad molested her as a kid & she jokes about it too. She & the whole word understand & know that The 30 years of The Howard Stern Show are an open book full of personal stories, sexuality, honesty, nudity, controversial interviews, games, fun & more. I'm the type of person who can laugh about pretty much anything, including the disabled or stereotypes about hispanics stealing, any other race's jokes, etc. Howard & the show laugh about themselves: Jewish jokes, Blacks (n.. word), Polish, everyhing! One day of listening isn't enough to know & understand the show. After the show Howard goes to the other half of his life: his fiance, friends, businesses, children, etc. After 11:00 AM he becomes Howard, the regular/normal guy who already spoke & joked around for 5 hours & doesn't continue the show after that.
Late 90's for the Contest...
I knew that to win I had to be unique & controversial, so I gave it my all. I knew everybody else was going to do the same, but how? I decided to become Robin's father molesting her while her mother slept. The reality of it is nothing to laugh about, but was a contest & the topic was allowed & on/off for years has been used in a somewhat humorous way, but also a cause of simpathy, understanding & support. Robin uses her celebrity status to support & fight sexual abuse in the public eye. The contest was only for the show. Not for the streets. We all support the fight against sexual abuse one way or the other. I made it clear to them that I'm no child molestor because they said I sound so real & believable. Anyway, all I had was a 15 year old tape recorder, a bad accent, perverted ideas to use in my parody & 1-2 days to do it & mail it. The prize was a Jetski. About 9,000 people entered and I was selected to be one of the 5 finalists. Throughout a few weeks since the contest started they played different entries. The 5 finanalists were selected & played. Howard, Fred, Jackie & Robin scored each one from 1-10 points. I got 37 of 40 & won. Jackie & Fred gave me 10. Howard a 9 & Robin an 8. Howard called me live to tell me I won, we spoke for a while & he invited me to the show to do it live. Was fun!!! Everybody was/is great! Loved/love them. Read my segment by going to <http://howardstern.com> & clicking on May 21-2007. I was also menioned on May 9-2007. Just click the date. My segment soon it'll be on Howard tv on Demand, CABLE only! Satellite tv doesn't carry Howard tv. My 1st segment years ago wasn't shown on The E! channel because the content wasnt allowed. Maybe they can dig it up and put it on Howard TV too. Here within my WebPage you can read part of my late 90's transcript of me on the show back then on the page named HOWARD's Spoken Transcript. So great for my ears! He called me a GENIUS, GREAT, BRILLIANT, ETC... Go read it!!! Late 90's: Howard Stern, "I already know who is going to win this contest."
I'M AS FLATTERED NOW AS I WAS IN Back Then
Howard Stern, Master Comunicator & So Funny! He liked my song Parody as soon as he heard it.
HOWARD STERN, "This is the one I've always felt is going to win..."This guy is pretty wild."This guy is out of his mind."I want to meet this guy. I don't care if he wins or not. I just want to meet him."This guy rocks!"I see myself cracking up with this guy. When he says PJ's. I love that."Is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.""
So, I won, Howard put me through on the phone live and I was speachless for a plit second. My whole idea came from listening to the show for about only 2 years.
Bill, "I never thought I was going to win."
Howard, "This guy is great!"His song is so brilliant!"This guy is really well thought out."He's like the Beatles of molestation songs!"He's scarier than Deniro." I NEVER MOLESTED ANYBODY !!! IS JUST PARODY PEOPLE !!! If it wasn't for Robin talking about her molestation, I would have never met HOWARD.Oh, are you kidding! Dude, when the Beatles talk about writing a great song, going to the studio and writing it in a day. Is sad you couldn't write a Beatles song and make a ton of money. All you won was a Jetski."
Howard invited me to the show to sing it live and said, "Oh, Wow! I feel this bigger to me like The Stone Temple Pilots." "Oh, thats like Chuck Berry's tapes are gone." Robin,"Like Picasso painting over a painting.
Howard, "When you start singing is perfect!"
"Is great!"
"It's so good!"
"Beautiful!"
"I like the guy."
"What can I say? He's Cheech, except funny! He's so good at it. He scares me."
"This guy is a Genius."
"You are a very funny man. Is the funniest thing I heard in a long time. Good job!" "I think is the most incredible song."
"Thank you for writing this brilliant song that will live in show history."
Howard & Robin found out I recorded over my master tape, which was the only one I had back then.
Howard, "Nice meeting you. You are a good man. I like you!That's the great Bill."
5-21-2007 During my 2nd appearance on The Howard Stern Show:
Howard again told me
I Know!
THE END, "YOU ARE A GENIUS..."You want a little taste of my Song Parody? Well, for now I'll tell you a few lines. In the future I may post a few sound clips. Why? My Parody is exclusive to The Howard Stern Show and his fans have listened to it a bunch of times because he plays it every few months or so. That way it doesn't get burned out. Here it goes... "Robin sweety, Wake up, your mom is asleep, daddy is coming in..." HEY, I WON BECAUSE MY PARODY WAS THE CRAZIEST, DIRTIEST AND YET, I USED NO BAD WORDS. GO FIGURE!!! THE END
STERN SHOW FANS, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY WHOLE EXPERIENCE/CONTEST. CONTACT ME...
HAMHANDSBILL@YAHOO.COM
HTTP://MYSPACE.COM/HAMHANDSBILL
GIVE ME TIME TO ANSWER ANY MYSPCE. SOMETIMES CAN'T GET IN IT.
REMEMBER THAT MY SONG IS ALL PARODY & FOR FUN. I LOVE ROBIN & SHE'S A GREAT GIRL.
ALSO, THIS IS MY 1ST PURCHASED DOT COM. I MADE IT THE DAY BEFORE I WENT BACK TO THE SHOW. THIS ONE I JUST TRANSFERRED IT TO A NEW WEB HOST. I'VE ONLY DONE A FEW OF THOSE OTHER FREE HOMEPAGES BEFORE. SO, THIS ISNT THAT GREAT.
PARODY, PAGE WORTH IT??? YES!
NO VIDEOS ON MY YOUTUBE, BUT I'LL POST OF MYSELF...
HTTP://YOUTUBE.COM/HAMHANDSBILL
LEAVE ME A MESSAGE: EMAIL, MYSPACE, ETC...
AND GO TO... HTTP://WWW.HOWARDSTERN.COM TO READ ABOUT MY DAYS ON THE SHOW CLICKING ON specific dates...
5-21-07, 5-9-07. MY 1ST time at the show on 92.3 FM KRock was B4 The Stern page was created, but the photos I took back then are here.
SO, SEE ME WITH ROBIN ON THE SHOW OF 5-21-07 UNDER "RELIVING THE FIRST TIME." FOR ONE DAY I WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE ON 5-21-2007!!! MY SEGMENT WASNT ON HOWARD TV ON THAT SHOW'S DATE BECAUSE OF SO MUCH GOING ON THAT DAY, BUT AFTER I ASKED SOMEONE CALLED ME FROM HOWARD TV & SAID IT'LL BE ON SOON. I SANG MY PARODY UNSENSORED AND BEFORE I LEFT THE SHOW I GOT $500 FROM HOWARD AFTER PLAYING A BEETLE JUICE Q & A GAME!!! REMEMBER THAT THE GAME WAS ABOUT GUESSING WHAT BEETLEJUICE WOULD SAY AND NOT IF I WOULD KNOW! THE WHOLE THING WAS GREAT. I'm also listed on 5-9-07 when I called. THANKS HOWARD AND EVERYBODY!!!
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