SEE PHOTOS BELOW AND READ ABOUT THE CONTEST I WON...
Once the entries sent by many contestants started arriving to The Howard Stern Show and they started listening to them...
Late 90's: Howard Stern, "I already know who is going to win this contest."
I'M AS FLATTERED NOW AS I WAS BACK THEN.
Howard Stern, Master Comunicator & So Funny! He liked my song Parody as soon as he heard it,...
"This is the one I've always felt is going to win..."
"This guy is pretty wild."
"This guy is out of his mind."
"I want to meet this guy. I don't care if he wins or not. I just want to meet him." "This guy rocks!"
"I see myself cracking up with this guy. When he says PJ's. I love that."
"Is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life."
"This guy is great!"
"His song is so brilliant!"
"This guy is really well thought out."
"He's like the Beatles of molestation songs!"
"He's scarier than Deniro."
So, I won, Howard put me through on the phone live and I was speachless. My whole idea came from listening to the show for about only 2 years. I NEVER MOLESTED ANYBODY !!! IS JUST PARODY PEOPLE !!! If it wasn't for Robin talking about her molestation, I would have never thought of my crazy parody or would have never met HOWARD.
On the phone with Howard I said, "I never thought I was going to win."
Howard replied, "Oh, are you kidding! Dude, when the Beatles talk about writing a great song, going to the studio and writing it in a day. Is sad you couldn't write a Beatles song and make a ton of money. All you won was a Jetski."
Howard invited me to the show to sing it live and said, "Oh, Wow! I feel this bigger to me like The Stone Temple Pilots."
Howard & Robin found out I recorded over and over the master tape, which was the only one I had back then. I rushed it. I had no time to buy more tapes.
Howard, "Oh, thats like Chuck Berry's tapes are gone."
Robin,"Like Picasso painting over a painting."
Howard, "When you start singing is perfect! Is great! It's so good! Beautiful! I like the guy. What can I say? He's Cheech, except funny! He's so good at it. He scares me. This guy is a genius."
Howard, "You are a very funny man. Is the funniest thing I heard in a long time. Good job! I think is the most incredible song. Thank you for writing this brilliant song that will live in show history. Nice meeting you. You are a good man. I like you. That's the great Bill."
WOW! I felt like a star for that short conversation. He really liked my parody. When he likes something he sure knows how to communicate his thoughts and make you feel great! That's why he can interview better than anybody.
5-21-2007 During my 2nd appearance on The Howard Stern Show: Howard again told me, "YOU ARE A GENIUS..."
ABOUT HOWARD STERN...
HOWARD STERN
ANYWAY, THE REAL GENIUS & FUNNY MAN, IS MUCH BIGGER & MORE THAN WHAT YOU THINK OF HIM. HE CARES, HE DOES GOOD. SPEAKING HIS MOUTH SHOULDN'T KEEP HIM FROM MCDONALD & DISNEY's sponsorship, BUT WHO NEEDS THEM? NOBODY !!! WE ALL TALK OUR MINDS IN PRIVATE. Sport stars who have beaten their wife or even killed still play and get big money. Howard, who only speaks and hurts no one ever, is thought of as less of a person. WHY? Well, we the fans love him and he's finally getting big money. Went from $20 millions plus a year to $100 millions a year!!!
THIS 1ST PHOTO IS WHEN I MET HOWARD STERN AT BRENTANOS WHEN HIS 'MISS AMERICA' BOOK CAME OUT. 2ND PHOTO WAS AT THE SHOW WHEN I WON THE CONTEST. 3RD PHOTO IS ROBIN ON MY LAP AFTER THE GUYS ENCOURAGED HER TO SIT ON ME AFTER I TOLD HER, "IS OK, YOU WON'T HURT ME. COME ON !!!"THE 4TH PHOTO IS BUTTAFUOCO, WHICH I MISPELLED, HE WAS INTERVIEWED AFTER ME THAT DAY...
THIS 1ST PHOTO IS WHEN I MET HOWARD STERN AT BRENTANOS WHEN HIS 'MISS AMERICA' BOOK CAME OUT. 2ND PHOTO WAS AT THE SHOW WHEN I WON THE CONTEST. 3RD PHOTO IS ROBIN ON MY LAP AFTER THE GUYS ENCOURAGED HER TO SIT ON ME AFTER I TOLD HER, "IS OK, YOU WON'T HURT ME. COME ON !!!" THE 4TH PHOTO IS BUTTAFUOCO, WHICH I MISPELLED, HE WAS INTERVIEWED AFTER ME THAT DAY...
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