'RANGE OF PRACTICE', 'PHYSICAL THERAPHY' AND 'MASSAGES' PAGES ARE 3 TITLE PAGES ALREADY IN THIS WEBSITE'S BLANK TEMPLATE THAT CAN'T BE CHANGED. SO, I DECIDED TO IMPROVISE AND PLAY AROUND...
CONTACT ME AND I'LL MASSAGE YOU FOR 30 MINUTES AS A FREE TRIAL. JA, JA!!! JUST KIDDING! BUT, I NEVER HAD A COMPLAINT ABOUT MY MASSAGES OR ROMANTIC WAYS EITHER. I'M NO CREEP/JERK AND MY WAYS ARE ALWAYS VERY CARING AND SWEET! NO SWEET FRIEND IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.
I LEARN MASSAGES AND MASSAGES TECHNIQUES FROM THE VETERANS ADMINISTRATION, BUT I'M LIMITED AND INCLINED TO ONLY MASSAGING THE FEMALE BODY, OF COURSE. I HAVENT PUT IT TO PRACTICE IN 6 MONTHS OR SO, BUT I NEVER LOST THE TOUCH.
MORE CRYSTAL SKULL CLUES??? COMING ONE DAY!!!!! TRUE INFO... I TOLD YOU THAT AFTER MANY YEARS ONLY A FEW OF THE 13 SKULLS HAVE BEEN FOUND. ONE WOMAN HAS ONE OF THE SKULLS AND CARRIES IT TO HOUSES TO DO SOME RITUALS, ETC ---> "ET" is a smoky quartz skull found in the early 20th Century in Central America. It was given its nickname because its pointed cranium and exaggerated overbite make it look like the skull of an alien being. ET is part of the private collection of Joke Van Dietan, who tours with her skulls to share the healing powers she believes they possess.
THE SKULLS COME FROM a More Advanced Civilization than our Present Culture. The crystal skulls are a number of human skull models fashioned from blocks of clear or milky quartz crystal rock. In the opinion of the contemporary mainstream scientific community they were manufactured in the mid-19th century or later, almost certainly in Europe.
Despite some claims presented in an assortment of popularising literature, legends of crystal skulls with mystical powers do not figure in genuine Mesoamerican or other Native American mythologies and spiritual accounts. The skulls are often claimed to exhibit paranormal phenomena by some members of the New Age movement.
The most widely celebrated and mysterious crystal skull is the Mitchell-Hedges Skull, for at least two good reasons. First, it is very similar in form to an actual human skull, even featuring a fitted removable jawbone. Most known crystal skulls are of a more stylized structure, often with unrealistic features and teeth that are simply etched onto a single skull piece. Second, it is impossible to say how the Mitchell-Hedges skull was constructed. From a technical standpoint, it appears to be an impossible object which today's most talented sculptors and engineers would be unable to duplicate.
Expeditions on horses were conducted often.The discovery of this baffling artifact is a controversial matter. It was brought into prominence by British explorer F. A. Mitchell-Hedges. The skull remains in the possession of the octogenarian Anna Mitchell-Hedges. She resides in Canada and displays the skull on frequent tours. The Mitchell-Hedges skull is made of clear quartz crystal, and both cranium and mandible are believed to have come from the same solid block. It weighs 11.7 pounds and is about five inches high, five inches wide, and seven inches long. Except for slight anomalies in the temples and cheekbones, it is a virtually anatomically correct replica of a human skull. Because of its small size and other characteristics, it is thought more closely to resemble a female skull - and this has led some to refer to the Mitchell-Hedges skull as a "she."
Dorland's best hypothesis for the skull's construction is that it was roughly hewn out with diamonds, and then the detail work was meticulously done with a gentle solution of silicon sand and water. The exhausting job -- assuming it could possibly be done in this way -- would have required man-hours adding up to 300 years to complete. Under these circumstances, experts believe that successfully crafting a shape as complex as the Mitchell-Hedges skull is impossible; as one HP researcher is said to have remarked, "The damned thing simply shouldn't be."
Famous Crystal Skulls: The Mitchell-Hedges Crystal Skull, The British Crystal Skull and the Paris Crystal Skull, Mayan Crystal Skull and the Amethyst Skull, Texas Crystal Skull (Max), ET Skull, Rose Quartz Crystal Skull
OK, I GAVE YOU A FEW TRUTHFULL/REAL CLUES. MOST OF THE SKULLS ARE THOUGHT TO BE UNDER GROUND AND OUTSIDE USA. NOT EVEN GPR HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DETECT DEEP ENOUGH YET TO DO BETTER SEARCHES.
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THE COMEDIANS OF THE SHOW SAL & RICHARD DECIDED TO CALL A FLOWER PLACE SO I TELL THE WOMAN TAKING MY ORDER A CRAZY MESSAGE TO PUT ON THE FLOWERS SIMILAR TO MY WINNER PARODY. THE WOMAN ENDED UP HANGING UP FEELING DISGUSTED, WHICH WAS THE PURPOSE. YOU'LL SEE !!! TO WIN THE CONTEST OVER THOUSANDS OF OTHER CONTESTANTS I KNEW I HAD TO BE SHOCKING AND UNIQUE TO WIN THE CONTEST. ABOUT 100 OTHERS SENT PARODIES USING THE SAME TOPIC, BUT MY WAYWAS THE CRAZIEST. KEEP IN MIND THAT MY ORIGINAL VERSION(THE VERSION THAT WON AND THAT I MADE FOR FM RADIO/TV) WASNT EXPLICIT LIKE MY 2ND VERSION. MY UNCENSORED VERSION IS EXPLICIT AND ALLOWED ON SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO BECAUSE EVERYTHING GOES.
'RANGE OF PRACTICE', 'PHYSICAL THERAPHY' AND 'MASSAGES' PAGES ARE 3 TITLE PAGES ALREADY IN THIS WEBSITE'S BLANK TEMPLATE THAT CAN'T BE CHANGED. SO, I DECIDED TO IMPROVISE AND PLAY AROUND...
CONTACT ME AND I'LL MASSAGE YOU FOR 30 MINUTES AS A FREE TRIAL. JA, JA!!! JUST KIDDING! BUT, I NEVER HAD A COMPLAINT ABOUT MY MASSAGES OR ROMANTIC WAYS EITHER. I'M NO CREEP/JERK AND MY WAYS ARE ALWAYS VERY CARING AND SWEET! NO SWEET FRIEND IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. 
I LEARN MASSAGES AND MASSAGES TECHNIQUES FROM THE VETERANS ADMINISTRATION, BUT I'M LIMITED AND INCLINED TO ONLY MASSAGING THE FEMALE BODY, OF COURSE. I HAVENT PUT IT TO PRACTICE IN 6 MONTHS OR SO, BUT I NEVER LOST THE TOUCH.
MORE CRYSTAL SKULL CLUES??? COMING ONE DAY!!!!! TRUE INFO... I TOLD YOU THAT AFTER MANY YEARS ONLY A FEW OF THE 13 SKULLS HAVE BEEN FOUND. ONE WOMAN HAS ONE OF THE SKULLS AND CARRIES IT TO HOUSES TO DO SOME RITUALS, ETC ---> "ET" is a smoky quartz skull found in the early 20th Century in Central America. It was given its nickname because its pointed cranium and exaggerated overbite make it look like the skull of an alien being. ET is part of the private collection of Joke Van Dietan, who tours with her skulls to share the healing powers she believes they possess.
THE SKULLS COME FROM a More Advanced Civilization than our Present Culture. The crystal skulls are a number of 
Despite some claims presented in an assortment of popularising literature, legends of crystal skulls with mystical powers do not figure in genuine Mesoamerican or other 
The most widely celebrated and mysterious crystal skull is the Mitchell-Hedges Skull, for at least two good reasons. First, it is very similar in form to an actual human skull, even featuring a fitted removable jawbone. Most known crystal skulls are of a more stylized structure, often with unrealistic features and teeth that are simply etched onto a single skull piece.
Expeditions on horses were conducted often. The discovery of this baffling artifact is a controversial matter. It was brought into prominence by British explorer F. A. Mitchell-Hedges. The skull remains in the possession of the octogenarian Anna Mitchell-Hedges. She resides in Canada and displays the skull on frequent tours. The Mitchell-Hedges skull is made of clear quartz crystal, and both cranium and mandible are believed to have come from the same solid block. It weighs 11.7 pounds and is about five inches high, five inches wide, and seven inches long. Except for slight anomalies in the temples and cheekbones, it is a virtually anatomically correct replica of a human skull. Because of its small size and other characteristics, it is thought more closely to resemble a female skull - and this has led some to refer to the Mitchell-Hedges skull as a "she." 
Dorland's best hypothesis for the skull's construction is that it was roughly hewn out with diamonds, and then the detail work was meticulously done with a gentle solution of silicon sand and water. The exhausting job -- assuming it could possibly be done in this way -- would have required man-hours adding up to 300 years to complete. Under these circumstances, experts believe that successfully crafting a shape as complex as the Mitchell-Hedges skull is impossible; as one HP researcher is said to have remarked, "The damned thing simply shouldn't be."
Famous Crystal Skulls: The Mitchell-Hedges Crystal Skull, The British Crystal Skull and the Paris Crystal Skull, Mayan Crystal Skull and the Amethyst Skull, Texas Crystal Skull (Max), ET Skull, Rose Quartz Crystal Skull
OK, I GAVE YOU A FEW TRUTHFULL/REAL CLUES. MOST OF THE SKULLS ARE THOUGHT TO BE UNDER GROUND AND OUTSIDE USA. NOT EVEN GPR HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DETECT DEEP ENOUGH YET TO DO BETTER SEARCHES. 
CLICK "HOME" ON THE TOP LEFT TO GO BACK TO MAIN PAGE AND INDEX OF PHOTOS, ETC.
HERE IS THE AUDIO OF MY UNCENSORED & ORIGINAL VERSION AT THE SHOW AND THE PHONY PHONE CALL... 
THE COMEDIANS OF THE SHOW SAL & RICHARD DECIDED TO CALL A FLOWER PLACE SO I TELL THE WOMAN TAKING MY ORDER A CRAZY MESSAGE TO PUT ON THE FLOWERS SIMILAR TO MY WINNER PARODY. THE WOMAN ENDED UP HANGING UP FEELING DISGUSTED, WHICH WAS THE PURPOSE. YOU'LL SEE !!! TO WIN THE CONTEST OVER THOUSANDS OF OTHER CONTESTANTS I KNEW I HAD TO BE SHOCKING AND UNIQUE TO WIN THE CONTEST. ABOUT 100 OTHERS SENT PARODIES USING THE SAME TOPIC, BUT MY WAYWAS THE CRAZIEST. KEEP IN MIND THAT MY ORIGINAL VERSION(THE VERSION THAT WON AND THAT I MADE FOR FM RADIO/TV) WASNT EXPLICIT LIKE MY 2ND VERSION. MY UNCENSORED VERSION IS EXPLICIT AND ALLOWED ON SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO BECAUSE EVERYTHING GOES.